DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULE?
Wearing white shirts is like a magnet towards black and brown liquids!
It's like bees and pollen.
It's like dogs and raw meat.
It's like Bui and a microphone.
But anyway, here's a late update on the Easter Monday trip to Burleigh Heads. In a montage! Woooooh!
KENT: Okay guys. Here's the plan. The order is me, Jack Jack Jacky (The one Jacky, not three), KC, Vonnie, Chris and lastly PCDawg + Girlpower. Everyone goes at exactly 0900 hours. Protect each other. Kill the enemy. No one is left behind. Once we get onto the highway, make a bird formation. A BIRD FORMATION.
SONG: Chill brotha.
KENT: I WILL NOT CHILL. Instead I will twiddle my thumbs to heighten my excitement for today.
BUI: Heyyyyyyy. That's my thang.
VONNIE: GUYS! GUYS! LOOK! I HAVE A PIMPLE ON MY HEAD! WANNA SEE IT SANDIE?
SANDIE: Ew. No. I'ld rather give the camera a death stare. I think it wants to kill me.
EMS: Has everyone put on sunscreen? Is the food packed? Can everyone fit in the cars? Remember bible study everyone! Sigh. Why can't there be more Emilys in the world?
CHRIS: Where am I? Who am I? I'm confused.
EVERYONE: Girrrrrrl power!
MAX: Sam! I'm not ready! You have to say 1 2 3 before you take the photo. ALWAYS SAY 1 2 3. Say it Sam. SAY IT.
MAX: (Into walkie talkie) Okay, here's a game everyone can play over.
OTHER CARS: Silence.
MAX: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with M over.
OTHER CARS: Silence.
MAX: I repeat. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with M over.
OTHER CARS: Silence.
MAX: (To girl power) We need music.
CHRIS: I'm aussie. No really. Look at my hat.
KENT: Man I'm looking buff today. The cooking, the hat, the umbrella, I've got it goin' on today!
FRANK: Look at me gooooo! This is fun!
VONNIE: PHH. YOU ARE PITIFUL. A PITIFUL SIGHT. IF I WASN'T PLAYING AGAINST YOU I WOULD TELL YOU TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BUT SINCE I AM PLAYING AGAINST YOU, I WON'T TELL YOU TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BEAT YOU! BEAT YOU INTO A PULP! BEAT YOU LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON WOULD. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT SKINNY TWIG. BRING IT!
FRANK: It's just a game Vonnie.
VONNIE: A game? A GAME! I TELL YOU...
FRANK: You're out.
VONNIE: Oh man...I was so close, I...ooh lamb chop.
PETER: What's that for?
TIM: What's what for?
PETER: The long rod thing.
TIM: To contact the aliens. Duh.
EMS: Stop staring at the camera. We have a tent to set up people! Why can't there be more Emilys in the world?
Before the hand.
HEIDI: Let's build something!
MAX: Like what? A castle? A car? A fish?
NESS: A hand?
No objection.
NESS: A hand it is.
During the hand.
SOMEONE: What is it?
GIRL POWER: IT'S A HAND.
SOMEONE ELSE: What is it?
GIRL POWER: IT'S A HAND.
SOMEONE ELSE: Oh awesome! It's a starfish!
GIRL POWER: IT'S A HAND.
SOMEONE ELSE: That's interesting.
GIRL POWER: IT'S A...oh wait, thanks.
After the hand.
SVEN: The thumb and pinky finger look the same.
GIRL POWER: (Plots Sven's death.)
I'll put up more photos on Facebook!
And here's something I found hilarious in 'Rush Hour 3':
(Detective Carter arrests fat woman)
Fat woman: I want a lawyer.
Carter: You need a personal trainer. (looks at licence) Says here you weigh 180 pounds; that's more than the damn car, girl!
Fat woman: I have a thyroid condition.
Carter: Then stop eating thyroids!
Burleigh Heads - Easter Monday 24th March 2008
