Friday, September 28, 2007

Mooncake Festival told by Bec

Wow! These holidays have been as CRA-ZEE! as Hooch that I forgot to do a recap on Mooncake Festival, more fondly known as Mid-Autumn because its contradictory name to the season is just so hilarious.


I was talking to Bec on the phone the other night and I was excitedly planning to spend one hour or more telling her all about Mooncake '07.

I was like, "Wanna hear about Mooncake this year? It was really awesome, first the..."

This was her response:

"I know. Without you even telling me, I know. I know what happens! I can even predict the order of which the performances are performed in. Now. Let me tell you how Mooncake 'o7 went...

First Uncle Leo and Aunty Carrie came up on stage as MCs, and on the wall behind is a really extravagant backdrop done by the YAG.


Then they sang a song. Or two. Uncle Leo made a joke here and there, Aunty Carrie frowns at her husband here and there.


Then the Women's Fellowship comes up on stage in co-ordinating outfits and does a dance.


Then the Sunday School sings a song, and then Solo Gratia play a song. Then..."

And this is when I jump in, "But wait! It was better then that! Frank and Col did this awesome ninja fight..."


"Hey. Who's recapping Mooncake? You or me? Now where was I? Oh yeah. Then YAG gets up and does a song and/or dance where the men do something humorous with props.

Right about now, Uncle Leo gets up and chucks chocolates at people who can answer questions. Then JMYF does some wierd, but imaginative performance.

Then MYF does a play or song."

"We did both this year!"


"Whatever."



"And then did three Uncles get up and play their harmonicas? No? What happened? Uncle Kiong blew up some balloons and made them into poodles? Oh, well that's different.
Okay sis, gottagonowbye!"




So there you have it. A recap told by someone who wasn't even there.

Off to have my three minute shower. Laters!


GIRL POWER!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Right Hand, Left Hand, Shoulder Pop, Jump!

Seems like everyone's on blogging hiatus...except me!
I've been Youtube surfing (as you do when you're studying) and came across a funny clip, it's the famous Roxbury sketch from Saturday Night Live starring Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell...and some other dude.

And this is how guys spend their Saturday nights...







And this is without a doubt one of my favourite JD fantasies:





Oof. Need to stop typing. My arms hurt from lifting dumbells.
Still don't know why I put myself through the pain.
Kinda felt like watching Australian Idol on Sunday all over again. Eek, those performances were baaaaad.
Kinda like the furry banana I just ate.

Aaanyway, what was I about to do? Oh yeah, stop typing.



Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Blog 31+4: The Mobile Chronicles

Er, this is just a bit late, but better now then never huh?!

So I was looking though all this junk on my bookshelf and came across an adaptor for the memory card in my mobile. The card is about the size of my pinky nail and fits into what looks like an SD card. I was wondering how I get stuff on my laptop! But now I know, so here's a few funny pics I've taken over the past year. Memories...

Hmm, this isn't church. Must be Tea Etc. Bighead and Mr. Guai Loh pulling their best "come hither" faces.

I don't know why I find this photo funny, maybe cause it looks like Frank's dislocated her shoulder.

These are the Chinese 'fireworks' Team Viv made for Chinese New Year. The term 'fireworks' is debatable, some think they look more like red cigars or cheerios. I personally wouldn't mind if they really were cheerios. Apart from the 'Jump Jump Jump' dance, it was the best thing there that night!

Hahaha! This is Frank trying to look excited at being in the children's section of the library with me. Yeah, that was a random day.

You can't really see it properly, but if the photo was bigger, you'll be able to see Sven's 'Holy Socks". This is at bible study, the era in which Pen was still an unmarried man and B wasn't wearing his SOHO grey hoodie.

Wow. Frank would have looked really pretty except for THAT. But at least we've learnt something from this - Frank has teeth.

Me unaware that I'm about to get my head eaten off.

Remember boys, she's available and ready to get married!

Emily's in quite an unfortunate position. But maybe not, as it looks like she's really enjoying being licked!

Camera phones are the best invention ever!

This is one of the few hundred photos I took of ducks during our scenic walk at Family Camp. We tried feeding them grass, sticks, fingers and car keys. They were. Unamused.


Everyone wants to look like Zef these days! Col and Frank wearing Zef's signature sunnies bought by Jon.

And this is what happens at Plaza. Jon making a hand puppet out of his glasses case. Can his hand even breathe in there?!

Expect much more photos in this blog now that I know how to work my camera phone!