All's Random that Ends Random

ALIEN BURGER

Calendar that Mum got free from the chemist which I thought was quite nice until I saw that the pretty suns were actually pills.

And to quote Scrubs -

JD: Dr.Cox...

Dr.Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch'.

JD: See Ya!

Which of these faces is not like the others...

So these photos were taken quite a while back at youth, but as I was looking through them, I noticed that there was always one person that stood out in each photo, see whether you see what I see...

a) "I LOVE CAMERAS! LURVVVVE THEM! THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPEEEEEE!!!! Have I mentioned I love cameras?"

"And here I am again! YESSSSSSS!!!"



Answer:

b) "I hate cameras. So. much. angry. at. cameras. I hate life."

Answer:

c) "I'm pleasantly shocked at how lame this photo is. Hmm...why am I so dark compared to the others? People should call me Bui. Hey everyone, call me Bui."

Answer:

And...here's an obvious one.

In other news, I'm going to upload the CNY dances soon, just have to find a converter which can get the video down to 100MB.

And to quote John Travolta from Staying Alive, "You know what I wanna do? Strut."

What object is this?

This may have no answer. I really don't know what it is. What is it??! I swept it from underneath my bed a few days ago, and I thought I better keep it in case it's important or what not. Or maybe I'm really wrong and it's actually really useless like a missing 'A' from one of those contemporary 3D art sculptures. Or again, not.

Here's another theory: I read this book when I was younger called Finders Keepers by Emily Rodda (the Delta Quest author). And it was about how things like keys, glasses and books go missing. And the reason is that there's actually another parrallel world, but when the wall between them breaks, there's a rip and all these objects get sucked into the other world, but then you find them again because there's wall security who push all the objects back and then other people sew the rips back up but our world doesn't know that AND SO this black wierd knobbly thing I found might have fallen into the other world but then it was pushed back into OUR world in the wrong place!!!!

YES! THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE ANSWER!

Mystery of the black knobbly thing? Solved.

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I'm finally on holidays! And to celebrate, I went shopping!...by myself.

Nah! I love my own company. I'm awesome.

Anyway, since I haven't given money to anyone except crabby bus drivers for the past two weeks, I started today with the mentality of -

MUST BUY SOMETHING.

ANYTHING.

Of course, this is a very bad mentality to have, especially when sale season is over and all that remains is overpriced and not to mention, ugly.

Seriously, the fashion these days is questionable. After going into a few stores, all the clothes start to look the same. Everything is either -

a) a $60 skimpy rectangle shaped cloth,

b) a dress embellished with what looks like the world's entire supply of beads, or

c) a vest.

I actually wanted a vest at one stage, but then I saw a group of 8 tweenies walking by accompanied by 8 matching vests.

Surprisingly, I did find something, which I lurrrve! and want to wear forever. Of course, everytime I buy something new I think I want to wear it forever.

To remind myself never to buy a vest until it goes out of fashion and I can make some kind of "yeah I'm wearing a vest. what up." kind of statement, I've posted the below picture.

Yeah, so it's not exactly a vest, but it could well end up looking that bad.

NB. If you're not cringing, and actually hiding an embarrassed smile at this moment because you actually like the above outfit, here's where you can get it. :)

SHAME ON YOU.

Just kidding.

Not.