The Long Lost Blog: Bill the Surgeon

EXPLANATION: I discovered a blog post I never posted from about 2 yrs ago! I borrowed Mikey's awesome USB stick. So this is what happens when you lend me stuff.

Novelty pens annoy me. You know the ones shaped like a cucumber or Mickey Mouse or one that has a maze where you have to get a tiny ball through . Actually the last one's pretty fun, but generally, all novelty pens should be burned.

But I've discovered that the same principle does not apply to novelty USB sticks. Mikey lent me his SEVOrane surgeon USB so I could watch 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' (which has way too many nude scenes btw...though I really don't know whether they were supposed to appeal to guys or girls...no really. I'm disturbed.)

And I've also discovered that exam prep really is not that fun (although this particular journey of discovery has been ongoing since year 6).

Also also discovered that novelty surgeon USB sticks are a pretty fun way to procrastinate (it's still like a 2 on a fun scale, but compared to exam prep which is not even on the scale, it wins.)
So I've created a short story about Bill the Surgeon. Wow. I named an inanimate object.

It's called

SURGEONS MAY EARN LOTS OF MONEY AND WEAR COOL LOOKING GREEN CLOTHES, BUT THEYARE JUST LIKE NORMAL, LESS FORTUNATE, BUT NEVERTHELESS NORMAL PEOPLE.

THEY TYPE.

THEY WRITE UNNECESSARY SHOPPING LISTS.

THEY CHECK THEMSELVES OUT IN REFLECTIVE SURFACES.

THEY LISTEN TO BEYONCE.

THEY GET ELECTROCUTED WHEN PULLING OUT PLUGS WITH WET HANDS.

The end.