Damn. You know your blog just plummeted straight into the Crap Bin as soon as the Saddle Club was mentioned. Hmm..off to a bad start. Not to worry! A top five list of the best inventions ever invented (or yet to be invented) should save this blog!
This here list is a commemoration to my nearly two years on msn spaces. May I never experience its slow loading speed and inability to upload photos again.
5. The Dream Cotton Bud
Consists of a stick with cotton ends which change colours to entertain the inside of your ears while you clean them. A disadvantage is that your ears may get so excited that they explode.
STATUS: yet to be invented
USEFULNESS: -1/10
4. Word Snatcher
Snatchers words right back into your mouth!
STATUS: yet to be invented
USEFULNESS: 7/10 (loses a few points because APPARENTLY it's not possible to invent. Pfft. Whatever.)
3. Persuader Machine & Black Thingy
These machines can be used to brainwash people so you get your way every time. Totally harmless.
STATUS: yet to be invented/may never be invented
USEFULNESS: 9.99999999/10
2. Boards which stuff can be written on and then erased
Pretty self explanatory
STATUS: sigh. Unfortuntely, something called the whiteboard has already been invented.
USEFULESS: very.
1. The Clever Club
An exclusive club, only for clever people. Membership cannot be bought. But it can be bribed with lollies. Each member gets a badge and a special 'clever' pat on the back.
STATUS: up and running. if there was something faster than running, it would be doing that.
USEFULNESS: greater than infinity/10
So there you have it. If you have invention ideas, don't be afraid to share it with the world! Zef thinks socks with laces would be a marketable hit. Yeah, right.
Too bad I've already copyrighted them and "La-socks" are already in production! Mwah ha ha
Okay, off to last camp committee meeting.
I've only got one thing left to say: CAPTURE THE DREAM!
5 comments:
LOL you moved
yess i am the first ever person to comment on your blog
gw ness
ahh ness good to see you over to blogspot. isn't it so much better?!
your blog is hilarious =D
WELCOME TO BLOGSPOT!
so like good work, have a nice single week of holidays and yea.
-fin
ps: please stay alive this semester... otherwise there wont be any ness to make fun of...i mean uhh there wont be any more ness to stretch jumpers of...i mean .... dammit i suck at this 'giving compliments' game
YAY messy poo!!
welcome! *hugs*
love you!
aww, thanks guys, you make me feel so welcome that i wanna poop my pants (kidding) :)
yea!! single week of hols here i come!
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